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“The guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He’s secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi.” “Why? What happens if you don’t order right?” “He yells and you don’t get your soup.”


- Jerry and Elaine, in “The Soup Nazi” - Season Seven

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#Soup Nazi   #Soup   #Jerry   #Seinfeld  

“I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they’re thinking, ‘That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.’”


- George, in “The Subway” - Season Three

#Seinfeld   #Jerry   #Comedy  

“Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone’s squeezing and smelling…”


- Jerry, describing how he met a woman in the supermarket - “The Junior Mints” - Season Four

Season 8: The Millenium

Season 8: The Millenium

#seinfeld   #season 8   #jerry  
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Lena

Season 7: The Sponge

Lena

Season 7: The Wink
Holly

Season 7: The Wink

Holly

Season 7: The Engagement
Melanie

Season 7: The Engagement

Melanie

Season 6: The Switch
Sandy

Season 6: The Switch

Sandy

Season 6: The Big Salad
Margaret

Season 6: The Big Salad

Margaret

Season 5: The Raincoats
Rachel

Season 5: The Raincoats

Rachel

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